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Jumat, 07 Oktober 2005

Monologue from the late Ronnie Barker

Pismronunciation.

Flavor Diet Spray

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Just add food.

Leninade

Drink a bottle a day and become a Hero of Socialist Flavour.

The Company Cookbook

Mmmm.

Usually involving shredded cheddar cheese.

Gallery of Regrettable Food

Excerpts from peculiar recipe books.

Pythagoras Theory

Can pink make strong men weak?

Yes and no.

Eurobad '74

An exhibition of Europe's worst interiors of 1974.

Honda design dog friendly car

The "WOW".

Amphibious Boats

Sealegs.

Airline boots woman from flight over a T-shirt

With pictures of President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

The caption read "Meet the Fockers". Or something like that.

In other Dubya news, God told him to invade Iraq and he was on "mission from God".

*Has vision of Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi*

Why is Jesus named after swearword?

Child asks.

I might be slow today, but it took me a while to work this out.

Fishing weight flies inside angler's eye

Ouch.

With scary X-ray.

We're sorry for letting thief into your home

Says council.

83-year-old woman fined for 'walking too slowly'

A $30 fine for not crossing the road "in the most direct route".

Kamis, 06 Oktober 2005

Time for a defrost

The top 10 most ridiculous products of the future

I like the iPod invisible.

Top 10 inventions of all time

What about the wheel?

What Britain earns

Salaries.

Steve, Don't Eat It!

Steve is back. This time, eating silkworm pupas.

The Holy Toaster

It’s like a Communion. Instead of wine, we have jam.

Apple blames iPod nano screen defects on obese Americans/tight pants

Funny.

Theatrical Contact Lenses

Scary.

Fat Soap

Comparison of adverts from 1924 and 2005.

Flying Power Boat

It's a toy.

Notice



Click for bigger.

Get ready for rocket racing

Looks dangerous to me.

Indian police arrest 67 women in death of barber suspected of black magic

He was seen throwing lemons here and there.

Britons are Europe's most prolific shoplifters

What a surprise.

Woman passes her money out to strangers on Liverpool's streets

She was simply enjoying spreading happiness.

Son Shoots Goose

Goose knocks father unconscious.

Dolphins sing 'Batman' theme

Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner Batman.

Python bursts after eating alligator



You win some, you lose some.

With many thanks to WifeMotherMe.

Rabu, 05 Oktober 2005

Four Wheel Steering?

Oops

Smash My iPod

The plan.

After we collect $400 in donations, we will take that money to a local Apple Store. We will purchase the iPod, open it right inside the store, and destroy it right on the spot. The whole thing will be shot on film, and displayed on this site. This is only a social experiment, for the entertainment of the donors, and visitors of this site.

Want A Private Concert By Sir Elton John?

$1,500,000.00.

Looking for human bodies and limbs?

Try E-Cuerpos.

Here's an example.

The Living Doll

Sharon Hallingdal.

Have trouble waking others?

Get a Sonic Alarm.

Relieve Stress

With the Sirius light and sound machine.

School Of Safe Driving

Closed

Illuminated

Slippers.

Sinks.

Bathtubs.

The complete 'Silly Names List'

From Cornwall County Council.

Bogus work excuses on the rise

"I forgot I was getting married today."

Teacher Banned After Ripping Out Boy's Insulin Pump

He thought it was his mobile phone.

Bank thief left £7m IOU in safe

Class.

Baby boy for actor Cage and wife

Kal-el.

It sounds more like an airline than Superman.

Selasa, 04 Oktober 2005

RIP Ronnie Barker



And it's goodnight from him.

Very sad.

Sip

Halloween Costumes

There are some crackers here.

Tooth Tattoos

By Ron Grant, ceramic artist.

Jack & Sally Champagne Flutes

From DisneyShopping.

WARNING: This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer, or birth defects or other reproductive harm.

Hillary Clinton Egg Yolk Separator

Lovely.

Yisha & Barry

How romantic.

He proposed via Ask Jeeves.

Climbing The Matterhorn

360 degree panoramas.

50 years of photojournalism

Via the BBC.

Contains graphic images.

Jake The Peg?



Click on the photo for the uncensored image.

Live dogs and cats used as bait in shark fishing

Unsurprisingly, RSPCA not best pleased.

Dutch Answer to Flooding

Build houses that swim.

Nude man apprehended at gas station

Naked and sucking on a nozzle of a kerosene pump.

Drunk bus driver caught by police taking topless pictures of herself on her mobile phone

She wanted to show her lover "what he was missing".

Brothers fined for keeping 'pet ghost'

Woooo.

The car is in the drive

Literally. (Well, half anyway).

Chain-smoking chimp kicks the habit

At last.

Senin, 03 Oktober 2005

At Least The Brakes Worked



Click on the photo for a bigger version.

Chessboxing

The thinking man's contact sport.

What If Gene Were a Genius?

What ifs.

The 10 Lists

Lists of 10 things.

Ass Kicking Machine

On eBay.

Pantsing Game

Here.

Gaming by the seat of your pants

Story.

Product.

Alaska Airlines takes flying fish to a whole new level

Salmon.

At Last

Got the electricity back on and logged into Blogger. (See comment under photo below).

However, the posts I saved as drafts last night have disappeared from Blogger and I deleted the URLs. It's been that sort of morning.

Anyway, here's a few ...

Minggu, 02 Oktober 2005

Sleep

Bad Things that can happen to you

Part 1.

Anatomy of a Photograph

An analysis of a single seemingly innocuous photograph, and the pervasive media bias it reveals.

On Cillit Bang and a new low for marketers...

Spam commenting hits new lows.

Wild Things Photography

By John Hyde.

Jesus Dress Up

Drag and drop the items.

Ebola Monkey Man

Pissing off Nigerian Scammers, one at a time.

Sledgehammer-operated keyboard

I'm not sure about the colour.

Bar Made From Arctic Ice Opens in London

Absolut Icebar, a bar made entirely out of ice right down to the art on the walls and the glasses for the drinks.

Sabtu, 01 Oktober 2005

Top Of The Morning To You

Benny Agra

Welcome to Benny Agra's Animal shop a traditional familiy business, we ship animal anywhere you want. You need monkey, cheetahs, or a big snake Benny has it. We are live in India where animals are cheep price. Now you can buy many and we send the animals any place you are.

Call Benny Agra.

I have a horrible feeling that this is for real.

Watch the commercial.

Facts no one needs to know

Here.

Disclaimer stickers for science textbooks

This material should be approached with an open mind.

20 of your unusual words

From around the world.

How not to take photographs



Courtesy of the very intelligent Victoria Beckham.

Liars' brains 'are not the same'

Honest.

Man found living in cinema

The Odeon.

Indian Boy Has 25 Fingers And Toes

Devender Harne, 10, was born with 25 fingers and toes - six fingers on each hand, six toes on one foot and seven on the other.