Jumat, 07 Oktober 2005
Flavor Diet Spray
The David Burke Flavor Sprays™ contain zero calories, zero fat, zero cholesterol, zero carbohydrates and FDA-approved flavoring. Whether you are on a low carb, no carb, low fat, no fat, no sugar, point system, or counting calorie diet, the Flavor Spray is right for you!
Just add food.
Just add food.
Airline boots woman from flight over a T-shirt
With pictures of President Bush, Vice President Dick Cheney and Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.
The caption read "Meet the Fockers". Or something like that.
In other Dubya news, God told him to invade Iraq and he was on "mission from God".
*Has vision of Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi*
The caption read "Meet the Fockers". Or something like that.
In other Dubya news, God told him to invade Iraq and he was on "mission from God".
*Has vision of Dan Aykroyd and John Belushi*
83-year-old woman fined for 'walking too slowly'
A $30 fine for not crossing the road "in the most direct route".
Kamis, 06 Oktober 2005
Woman passes her money out to strangers on Liverpool's streets
She was simply enjoying spreading happiness.
Dolphins sing 'Batman' theme
Ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner ner Batman.
Rabu, 05 Oktober 2005
Smash My iPod
The plan.
After we collect $400 in donations, we will take that money to a local Apple Store. We will purchase the iPod, open it right inside the store, and destroy it right on the spot. The whole thing will be shot on film, and displayed on this site. This is only a social experiment, for the entertainment of the donors, and visitors of this site.
After we collect $400 in donations, we will take that money to a local Apple Store. We will purchase the iPod, open it right inside the store, and destroy it right on the spot. The whole thing will be shot on film, and displayed on this site. This is only a social experiment, for the entertainment of the donors, and visitors of this site.
Selasa, 04 Oktober 2005
Jack & Sally Champagne Flutes
From DisneyShopping.
WARNING: This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer, or birth defects or other reproductive harm.
WARNING: This product contains a chemical known to the State of California to cause cancer, or birth defects or other reproductive harm.
Senin, 03 Oktober 2005
At Last
Got the electricity back on and logged into Blogger. (See comment under photo below).
However, the posts I saved as drafts last night have disappeared from Blogger and I deleted the URLs. It's been that sort of morning.
Anyway, here's a few ...
However, the posts I saved as drafts last night have disappeared from Blogger and I deleted the URLs. It's been that sort of morning.
Anyway, here's a few ...
Minggu, 02 Oktober 2005
Anatomy of a Photograph
An analysis of a single seemingly innocuous photograph, and the pervasive media bias it reveals.
Bar Made From Arctic Ice Opens in London
Absolut Icebar, a bar made entirely out of ice right down to the art on the walls and the glasses for the drinks.
Sabtu, 01 Oktober 2005
Benny Agra
Welcome to Benny Agra's Animal shop a traditional familiy business, we ship animal anywhere you want. You need monkey, cheetahs, or a big snake Benny has it. We are live in India where animals are cheep price. Now you can buy many and we send the animals any place you are.
Call Benny Agra.
I have a horrible feeling that this is for real.
Watch the commercial.
Call Benny Agra.
I have a horrible feeling that this is for real.
Watch the commercial.
Indian Boy Has 25 Fingers And Toes
Devender Harne, 10, was born with 25 fingers and toes - six fingers on each hand, six toes on one foot and seven on the other.
Jumat, 30 September 2005
Lift Your Cups
Fill all 5 cups of coffee to get your morning lift before the time runs out.
With verbal encouragement from Trinny and Tranny.
With verbal encouragement from Trinny and Tranny.
Advice Bunny Answers Your Questions
Enter a yes or no question and the mysterious Advice Bunny will give you an answer.
Medical Notes
Firstly from The Urology Team, a couple of their five doctors.
Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp, who is well known for performing vasectomies.
Dr. Stephen Hardeman, who treats patients for erectile dysfunction.
Whilst over at Dr Natura, you can see a photo gallery of some rather strange things that have left peoples bodies during their colonic irrigation programmes.
A warning about the picture gallery. Unsurprisingly, it's not pleasant. The photo with the rolled-up newspaper is a bit of an eye-opener, mind.
Dr. Richard (Dick) Chopp, who is well known for performing vasectomies.
Dr. Stephen Hardeman, who treats patients for erectile dysfunction.
Whilst over at Dr Natura, you can see a photo gallery of some rather strange things that have left peoples bodies during their colonic irrigation programmes.
A warning about the picture gallery. Unsurprisingly, it's not pleasant. The photo with the rolled-up newspaper is a bit of an eye-opener, mind.
Air force payout cures Santa woes
They admitted causing the death of Rudolph the reindeer and has paid compensation to Father Christmas.
In Denmark.
In Denmark.
Kamis, 29 September 2005
My Expert Panel
My Expert Panel is your very own expert panel. Ask the experts whatever you want and they will carefully analyze your question and come up with a solution how you can best solve your problem.
Rabu, 28 September 2005
Draw Me Something
You are given a random object and your task is to draw it on the Flash drawing board.
Families of Prisoners - Composite Magic Photos
Are you tired of seeing you and your family in dozens of photos taken in the Visiting Room over the years ... all with the same old boring Visiting Room backdrops?
Photos Beyond The Wall now offers what you've been waiting for ...
They take you out of the visiting room and place you "inside" the romantic or exotic location of your choice.
Photos Beyond The Wall now offers what you've been waiting for ...
They take you out of the visiting room and place you "inside" the romantic or exotic location of your choice.
Sports Dignity
Embarrassing sporting moments, usually involving nudity.
Similarly, here are the top ten female streakers.
Similarly, here are the top ten female streakers.
How Chester the labrador was caught on hop by a wily bunny
Once upon a time a rabbit thrashed a dog in a 20-metre swim before hitching a lift to safety.
I saw some photos of this on the news yesterday. Can't find them online yet. I'll try.
I saw some photos of this on the news yesterday. Can't find them online yet. I'll try.
Woman Ticketed for Sitting on a Playground Bench with No Kids
She got a ticket that could bring a one thousand dollar fine and 90 days in jail.
Selasa, 27 September 2005
Remote Control Mail
Your postal mail online.
Millions of people are unable to get their postal mail - missing their social security checks, insurance claims, medicines, letters from loved ones... businesses are unable to collect revenues and process documents, with employees scattered all over the country... and the crisis is getting worse by the day. REMOTE CONTROL MAIL emergency service is now being provided to Hurricane Katrina victims and relief workers.
At a price.
Millions of people are unable to get their postal mail - missing their social security checks, insurance claims, medicines, letters from loved ones... businesses are unable to collect revenues and process documents, with employees scattered all over the country... and the crisis is getting worse by the day. REMOTE CONTROL MAIL emergency service is now being provided to Hurricane Katrina victims and relief workers.
At a price.
Senin, 26 September 2005
His Little Pony
Click for bigger.
If the thumbnail stops working, (ImageVenue working intermittently at the moment), you can see it here.
Harry Potter fan copies out whole book
She spent her summer holidays writing out the latest book because she couldn't afford to buy it.
Awww.
Awww.
Scots dominate in stone skimming
The World Stone Skimming Championships were held yesterday.
Despite facing challenges from competitors as far afield as Germany, Denmark, Australia and the USA, Scots scooped first place in all six categories.
Despite facing challenges from competitors as far afield as Germany, Denmark, Australia and the USA, Scots scooped first place in all six categories.
Minggu, 25 September 2005
Sabtu, 24 September 2005
Next Stop Wonderland
I'm at a loss what to say about this.
But it cheered me right up.
Especially when I right clicked.
The page may be really slow to download or may not bother at all. Try clicking refresh.
But it cheered me right up.
Especially when I right clicked.
The page may be really slow to download or may not bother at all. Try clicking refresh.
Children's names 'spell trouble'
Teachers have confessed to making snap judgements about children from their names on the register.
Jumat, 23 September 2005
Politics
Leader of the free world?
Falling George.
On the subject of Dubya, there are rumours that he's back on the sauce.
Oh, and someone has rewritten the lyrics to American Pie.
Falling George.
On the subject of Dubya, there are rumours that he's back on the sauce.
Oh, and someone has rewritten the lyrics to American Pie.
Kamis, 22 September 2005
Ulli's Roy Orbison In Clingfilm Website
He likes to write stories about Roy Orbison being wrapped up in cling-film.
I'm still chuckling about this one.
Many thanks again to Ben.
I'm still chuckling about this one.
Many thanks again to Ben.
Women more conscientious washers
According to a new U.S. observational study, 90 per cent of women wash their hands after using a public restroom, compared with 75 per cent of men.
I'm surprised it's 75%.
I'm surprised it's 75%.
American Football Player Banned For Having No Legs
A mandatory equipment rule from the National Federation of State High School Associations' rule book that stipulates players must wear shoes, thigh pads and knee pads.
Rabu, 21 September 2005
Selasa, 20 September 2005
Senin, 19 September 2005
Today Is Talk Like A Pirate Day
You can read all about it here and here. The British HQ is here.
Want pirate information?
Captain Pugwash with his sidekicks Master Bates, Seaman Staines and Roger the Cabin Boy was always fun.
If you are in Florida you could go on a pirate cruise with Captain Memo.
Ever wondered what's your pirate name? (Black Sam Flint).
Finally, here's a special pirate message from me.
Minggu, 18 September 2005
Priest Pricks Children With Unsterilized Pin
To demonstrate the pain Jesus suffered during crucifixion.
Sabtu, 17 September 2005
Paul Anka Rocks
Well, not exactly.
Scroll down to listen to his versions of Wonderwall and Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Great.
Edit: for some reason, when I click on the links they automatically open with Real Player. However, if you click on the Listen button near the top of the page first, you have the option of choosing Windows Media Player which seems to stream a lot better.
Scroll down to listen to his versions of Wonderwall and Smells Like Teen Spirit.
Great.
Edit: for some reason, when I click on the links they automatically open with Real Player. However, if you click on the Listen button near the top of the page first, you have the option of choosing Windows Media Player which seems to stream a lot better.
Disco Divas
You don't have to play the game.
If you just want to strut your funky stuff, click on practice your dancing.
If you just want to strut your funky stuff, click on practice your dancing.
The Late Mo Mowlam
Was booked on a speaking tour of the UK before her death.
Here's how the Blackfriars Arts Centre sensitively announce her sad demise.
Scroll down to Friday 14 October.
Edit: It has been removed from the website now, but you can see how they announced it here.
Or, if you're quick enough you can view it via Google cache.
Here's how the Blackfriars Arts Centre sensitively announce her sad demise.
Scroll down to Friday 14 October.
Edit: It has been removed from the website now, but you can see how they announced it here.
Or, if you're quick enough you can view it via Google cache.
Power-dressing Aussie leaves trail of destruction
He built up a 40,000-volt charge of static electricity in his clothes as he walked, leaving a trail of scorched carpet and molten plastic.
Jumat, 16 September 2005
Heather Mills McCartney loses leg after row with J-Lo's guards
It's a good job it wasn't the other one.
Kamis, 15 September 2005
North Korean Random Insult Generator
You despicable political dwarf, you would be well advised to behave with discretion!
George's note to Condoleezza
At the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005.
Small size.
Magnified.
Small size.
Magnified.
Rabu, 14 September 2005
Stoatface!
There are some fantastically funny pictures here.
The first one, from the 2004 Wisley Bus Rally is a cracker.
Horrible navigation. Sadly no right clicking allowed.
The first one, from the 2004 Wisley Bus Rally is a cracker.
Horrible navigation. Sadly no right clicking allowed.
Recipe Search Engine
Just search for the items that you have on hand in your fridge and see what recipes turn up.
FoodieView.
FoodieView.
Billboard
Abercrombie & Fitch on New York's Fifth Avenue has erected a huge billboard. Shoppers enter the store through a doorway in his crotch.
Selasa, 13 September 2005
Souvenir?
If you really must, you can view a vasectomy being performed on this page.
The link is at the bottom of the right hand column.
*Crosses legs*
Minggu, 11 September 2005
The Ultimate List of Practical Jokes
I don't know if it's the ultimate list or not, but it's certainly big.
Pets Or Food
Bringing consumers healthy, certified organic animals at wholesale prices.
Whether you're getting a pet lizard for your son or a dozen Doberman flank steaks for a party, you won't find lower priced animals anywhere else that are better suited for Pets or Food.
Very good!
Whether you're getting a pet lizard for your son or a dozen Doberman flank steaks for a party, you won't find lower priced animals anywhere else that are better suited for Pets or Food.
Very good!
Woman sues hospital over $1,133 charge to have a toenail clipped
She's probably thankful they didn't give her a full manicure.
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