oh to be fabulously french...

Top, Balmain; pants, Lanvin; sandals, Balenciaga.

garance doré

this is absolute perfection.

1991

ru_glamour

balmain come to mind? i love the boots the maid is helping her put on in the first pic :)

Hervé Léger

net-a-porter

hello lover! how i wish to rock this tonight :(

Monologue from the late Ronnie Barker

Pismronunciation.

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Mmmm.

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